Larry is at a backyard barbecue hosted by his friend, Richard Lewis. He’s handed a slice of watermelon. It’s dripping. He looks for a napkin. None. He uses a decorative hand towel from a nearby table. The hostess, Richard’s new girlfriend, Brenda, screams: “That’s a vintage Irish linen!” Larry shrugs. “Then don’t put it next to the fruit.”
Larry: “I lost a bet. It’s a long story.” Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 9
Here’s a story for a ninth season of Curb Your Enthusiasm , written in the spirit of Larry David’s signature social friction, petty grievances, and escalating absurdity. Larry is at a backyard barbecue hosted by
Larry: “I’m a realist with low impulse control.” Richard’s new girlfriend
Silence.