Flex Tape Can--t Fix This - Hardcore Fuck Leaves... May 2026

Or, you know, just use a shovel.

As the tape was applied, it initially seemed to be doing its job. The various…components of the mess began to stick together, forming a sort of grotesque, cohesive whole. FLEX TAPE CAN--T FIX THIS - Hardcore Fuck Leaves...

“I never thought I’d see the day where Flex Tape would be used to clean up after someone,” quipped one commenter. Or, you know, just use a shovel