Over the next three months, my grandmother descended into something I can only describe as digital enlightenment . She joined underground DMX forums under the handle TrussGranny . She started arguing with German VJ artists about the merits of 16-bit vs. 8-bit dimming curves. She learned what “RDM” stood for (Remote Device Management) before I did.
It was “Sandstorm” by Darude.
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“Don’t cry. Just hit F1 when the priest says ‘ashes to ashes.’ And for god’s sake, keep the hazer below 30% or you’ll blind the organist.” Over the next three months, my grandmother descended
And I am talking about ENTTEC.
For the uninitiated: ENTTEC is a company that makes DMX interfaces—little USB bricks that turn your computer into a god of light. With the right software, your PC becomes a cathedral organ for LEDs, moving heads, strobes, and hazers. You can make a stadium weep magenta. You can make a nightclub seizure in perfect time to a kick drum. 8-bit dimming curves
“It’s a DMX controller. You need a degree in electrical engineering to use this.”