Boredom, as it always did, got the better of him.
The screen flickered. A single line of green text appeared: REPLACING PEDESTRIAN MODEL: ALL. SOURCE: MELEAGRIS GALLOPAVO. INITIATING… GOBBLE.
“CJ, what the hell?” Sweet’s voice crackled over the cell phone. “I just tried to buy a Sprunk from the machine, and a turkey tried to tax me. A whole flock just took over the Pizza Stack. They’re using the dough rollers as a treadmill.”
After a mod gone wrong turns every NPC in San Andreas into a hyper-aggressive turkey, CJ must embrace his inner poultry to survive and restore order before the entire state becomes a Thanksgiving nightmare.