Ledeno Doba 1 Sinkronizirano Na Hrvatski Jockan [SAFE]

(Doing a falsetto that sounds like a rusty chainsaw) "Dinja! Brajko, dinja! Dodaj dinju il će te Jockan slomit!"

Jockan… dodo ptica ne prijeti smrću zbog voća. Ledeno Doba 1 Sinkronizirano Na Hrvatski Jockan

(Ruining it instantly) I reci mami da sam ja najbolji sinkronizator u Dalmaciji! Pošalji pare na račun! (Doing a falsetto that sounds like a rusty chainsaw) "Dinja

(Offended) Šta? Moj Jockan nije pičkica. Moj Jockan je s face. Gledaj: (points at Manny the mammoth on screen) Ovaj veliki, on je baja. Ja ću bit ovaj veliki. (Ruining it instantly) I reci mami da sam

(Clears throat. Leans into the mic like he’s about to arm-wrestle a bear) "A jebiga. Boli. Ima li ko flaster? Jockan ne moli!"

Scene: A dark, cramped studio in Zagreb. The year is 2002. Air conditioning is broken, and the smell of cold coffee and cigar smoke hangs in the air.