(Long pause. Then, softly) But today... today something is different. I can feel it. Maybe it's the humidity. Maybe it's that dream I had last night—I was the bench. People sat on me. I didn't move. I didn't complain. I just... held them.
(He picks up his bag, looks at the phone once, then at the files. Smiles. Walks slowly towards the exit.) Bench file... still pending. malayalam monoact script
(He picks up the phone, dials, speaks in a monotone) "Sir, bench shift file... athu... yes. Waiting for your approval. Hm? Hm. Hm. Yes, sir." (keeps the phone down) He said, "Do the needful." What need? Whose need? The bench doesn't need to move. The bench is happy. I am not. (Long pause
(Blackout.) Would you like a shorter version, a comedy version, or a female monologue adaptation of this? I can feel it
(Puts phone down. Stares at the portrait of Bharat Mata.) You look tired too, Amma. All these files. All this paper. If we burned all the files in this office, we could cook lunch for the whole state. But no—files are holy. Paper is god. And we are its priests. Lonely, underpaid priests.
(Sits back down. Opens a file. Reads.) "Action initiated. Pending further action." (closes file slowly) My autobiography. Same title.
(He laughs. Then silence.) എനിക്കൊരു വിളംബരമുണ്ട്. (clears throat, stands straight) "I, Chandran, clerk, do hereby announce—I am shifting myself. From this desk. To life."