In Miami, there are two kinds of women: Those who brunch, and those who are brunch.
She gave herself that name, by the way. No coronation. No council. Just a ring light, a rented cabana, and a Venmo request for “energy exchange.” Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright amp Goddess Har...
(standing slowly) Let me explain something. Miami Mean Girls aren’t teenagers in plaid skirts. We’re women with LLCs, lip filler, and litigation on retainer. In Miami, there are two kinds of women: