Tarzeena. Tarzeena. She who shakes the earth.
The crash had been violent. The fuselage had torn open like a tin can, and she’d been flung clear. Her seatbelt had saved her life but had apparently sacrificed her clothing to the hungry jungle gods. She was left in a pair of sturdy, albeit shredded, canvas hiking shorts, and a beige, utilitarian bra that had seen better days—and fewer branches. Her sturdy boots were still laced, which was a minor miracle. Her pith helmet, a ridiculous affectation her ex-husband had bought her, lay a few feet away, slightly crushed. Tarzeena- Jiggle in the Jungle
She began to walk. Not a strut, not a sashay, but a deliberate, hips-forward, knees-high walk she’d once seen in a nature documentary about mating displays of the greater bird-of-paradise. It was absurd. It was undignified. It was brilliant. Tarzeena
She pointed to herself. “Jen. Jennifer.” The crash had been violent
She freed the machete. It felt alien and heavy in her hand. She was a woman of keyboards and binoculars, not blades. But as the low, hunting growl of something large echoed from the eastern ravine, she decided it was time to learn.